Short joke about teacher number 6
1. Gratitude from teachers
During the ethics class, the teacher is talking about the teacher’s gratitude. The teacher asked the class:
– Please tell me a proverb about teachers. Silent class. The teacher commented:
– This sentence has 2 words “you” and “should” The class is still silent. The teacher commented again:
– This sentence contains both “no” and “quiz” The class continues to be silent. Angry teacher:
– This sentence has 6 words, including both the words “teacher” and “do”. What sentence is this? At the end of the class, there was a timid hand raised.
– Teacher, that is the sentence “As a teacher, you should not quiz”.
2. Do your homework on time
Teacher:
– There is a proverb that says: “Having a merit to grind iron has a day to become a needle”. Students about thinking, analyzing and taking practice examples will be submitted to the teacher tomorrow.
Teacher:
– Stork! What are you doing?
Stork:
– Teacher, I am sharpening the iron so that I can give you the needle tomorrow.
3. When the teacher gives a penalty
The teacher went around to check the work of the whole class. There are many unfinished students. Teacher asked:
– Do you have a lover?
Student 1:
– Yes not yet!
– Not sure if I have a lot of free time, go back and copy the fine 3 times.
The teacher asked another person:
– Do you have a lover?
– Yes, sir!
Student 2 happily replied.
– If yes, then ask your lover to copy, go back and copy the penalty 5 times.
At this time, the teacher turned to the person next to him and asked:
– Do you have a lover?
Student 3 stammered:
– Yes, I just broke up yesterday, sir!
– Just broke up with nothing to do, went back to copy and fined 7 times.
4. Know how to draw?
To understand students better, the teacher asked the students to draw on a piece of paper their future dreams. When she watched, some children drew pictures of airplanes expressing their desire to become a pilot, and one drew a stethoscope wanting to be a doctor… In particular, one girl left a blank sheet of paper, she asked:
Why don’t you want to do anything when you grow up?
The child wondered:
– When I grow up, I will get married, but I don’t know what it looks like?
5. Short essays
The teacher asked the students to describe their favorite animal. Cu Bin, 7 years old, took a louse to study and describe in detail, of course the teacher was not satisfied. She asked Cu Bin to redo the essay to describe your dog.
Cu Bin wrote an essay as follows: “I have a dog at home, the dog has a lot of hair, if it has a lot of hair, it must have lice, here’s how I would like to describe the louse: ….”, and he began to describe it. louse.
The teacher read the text, was very upset, and asked Bin to do it again, this time describing the fish.
The next day, Cu Bin submitted the following: “I have a fish at home, the fish lives in the water, so it has many scales. If it lived on land, it would have had a lot of hair, if it had a lot of hair, it must have lice. Here, I would like to describe the louse: ….”.
Short joke about teacher number 5
1. Find antonyms
During class time, the teacher lectures and tells the students:
– Please read the word that is the opposite of what I say!
Courteous Students:
– Yes, sir!
– Black.
Students in unison:
– Not black.
The teacher continued:
– Hot.
– Not hot.
The teacher blushed.
– Incorrect!
– Correct!
Angry teacher:
– Silent!
Students are still in the mood:
– Don’t be silent!
The teacher couldn’t stand it:
– Are you afraid of me?
Students still leisurely read antonyms:
– We are not afraid of you!
– Huh?!
– No!
2. Attributes of Gold
In chemistry practice, the teacher talked about the properties of gold:
In addition to the conspicuous properties of gold such as: shiny appearance, good thermal conductivity, good electricity. Can anyone tell me what other chemical properties gold has?
Seeing that Tun was already dozing, the teacher called to the board to ask:
– Can you tell me what other properties gold has?
– Master, gold also has volatile properties.
– Are you sure?
– Yes sure. If you don’t believe it, try to put a piece of gold in the street.
– !?!
3. Twenty percent is hard
During math class, the teacher asked a student:
– Tell me: How much is twenty percent?
– Dear teacher. Twenty percent is too difficult, not as easy as fifty percent with one hundred percent.
– Why is that? What is fifty and one hundred percent?
– Yes, 50% is half a glass and 100% is equal to one glass.
– !?!
4. The teacher froze at the reason that the student was late
During class time, the teacher was giving a lecture when two students came in late and stooped in. The teacher saw this and asked:
– Tun, why are you late for school?
Tun replied:
– Yes, ma’am, this morning when I went to school, my mother gave me ten thousand. I lost it and had to stay to find it, so it’s late!
Okay, next time be careful. I take a seat!
After that, the teacher turned to Teo’s student:
– And you, why are you late for school?
Cat meow said:
– Yes, ma’am, because you dropped ten thousand. I… I…
– I helped you find it, so you’re late?
Cat shook his head.
– No, I’m busy… stepping on that bill, so I’m late!
– !?!
5. Sea
During geography class, I saw Ti sitting and not paying attention to the lesson.
– Teacher: Ti! Tell her what the sea is?
– Ti (startled): Ma’am! “Sea” is a poem by Xuan Dieu!
– Teacher: ?!?
Short joke about teacher number 1
1. Go to post
The whole class is waiting for the teacher to give a new lesson.
Teacher: “I have work to do, our whole class has a break for this period.”
After listening to the teacher, the whole class left happily.
Teacher: “Wait. You have heard the news that you are absent from school. So how do you handle that information?”
Game: “Yes, we will go home or go out”
Teacher: “Good! That’s an example of “Information and Information Processing.” Open your notebooks and learn something new!”
Trick: ….
2. Teacher pro
The teacher walk to the class. Rugged clothes. Grumpy face. The whole class was worried. Entering the classroom, the teacher pulled out his right sandal and threw it into the left corner of the back of the class.
The whole class was scared. He pulls the left sandal and throw it. The scandel flew back to the classroom corner.
The whole class trembled. Approaching the board, the teacher asked:
– Well, girls, are you scared, huh?
– Teacher… afraid, very scared.
The whole class in unison.
– That’s still not as scary as the second world war. The children took out their pens and notebooks to learn a new lesson: “World War II”
3. How to enter the teacher’s hot topic
At the beginning of math class, the teacher gave a quiz to the whole class.
– I ask you, what is stealing music called?
– Teacher is a plagiarism!
– What is stealing ideas?
– It’s an idea!
– What is stealing poetry called?
– It’s a poet!
– What about stealing teeth?
The whole class looked at each other in confusion…
– Open your books, today we will learn… ”derivation”.
4. The reason the teacher threw a shoe broke the light bulb
As soon as the teacher entered the classroom, he quickly took his shoe and ran straight into the light bulb on the classroom wall.
Broken bulb, broken light. The whole class was dark. The teacher asked the students:
– See the dark?
Students blushing:
– Very late at night, sir.
The teacher smiled and said:
– Good. Today we learn the work “Lights out” by Ngo Tat To.
– !?!
5. Math examples
During Math class, the teacher called a student to the board to ask:
– Give me examples of mononomial, binomial and polynomial.
Students quickly responded:
– Teacher, last night, everyone in my family stayed up to watch football, it’s a polynomial. When the first half was about to end, only me and my father were left watching, it was a binomial. At the end of the game, I was the only one watching, it was a monomial.
Short joke about teacher number 10
1. Logic professor’s reasoning
The logic professor lost his glasses. Then he reasoned:
– Who stole? Of course, the thief then. And this guy might be nearsighted, maybe not. Maybe he has glasses, maybe he doesn’t. But if he didn’t, how could he see his glasses? This proves that he has not been sighted. If you’re not nearsighted, you don’t need glasses.
After a moment of silence, the professor continued:
– From the above hypotheses, it can be concluded that no one took his glasses. Certainly it is around here somewhere. But I’ve looked all over and can’t see anything. But if I can see like that, it means I’m wearing glasses.
2. Definitely yes
A preschool teacher was trying to explain to her students the meaning of the word “definitely” by asking them to give their own examples. Tom said:
– The sky is definitely blue.
– Not entirely accurate, because sometimes the sky is gray due to clouds.
Jerry says:
– Meadow must definitely be green.
– Sometimes when there is not enough water, the grassland will turn brown.
Bill immediately volunteered:
– What happens when we poop?
– Bill, that sentence doesn’t fit what we’re discussing.
Bill continued:
After that, we definitely have to change our pants.
3. Teachers and students
A student in extracurricular class asked the teacher:
– Ma’am, people say love is blind, so how to cure this blindness?
– No need to cure! You guys just get married for a while, it will automatically light up!
4. Thought she was too
During the weekend class activities, the homeroom teacher asked.
– Cu Ti, can you tell me the reason why you don’t go to school on Monday?
– Madam, that day my mother washed all the clothes, so I didn’t have any clothes to wear!
– What about Tuesday?
– Ma’am, I have to go! But passing by her house, seeing her clothes drying… thought she was too, so I returned.
5. The teacher is pretty but doesn’t know anything
The first time at school, Tomy bragged to his parents:
– My teacher is very beautiful.
– So what did she teach you?
– She didn’t know anything, just kept asking: Who told you?
Short joke about teacher number 2
1. Who discovered America?
During geography class, the teacher called Ha to ask.
– Can you show me where America is?
Ha just on the map.
– Ma’am, here it is!
The teacher nodded.
– Very good! So, now, please tell me who was credited with discovering America?
– Ma’am, my friend Ha.
– !?
2. Who flies?
The teacher asked the student (who is the principal’s son):
– In the story of Saint Giong, who rode an iron horse to the sky?
– I can’t stand it!
Unable to bear because of the students’ incompetence, the teacher said:
– Don’t think that if you are the principal’s child, you can study whatever you want. Pick up this textbook and meet your dad!
In the principal’s office, the father said to his son:
– Why are you *** so I don’t know!! Make me look bad. The one who rides the iron horse to the sky is Mr. BON. Here, the book is very clear: “After bowing to say goodbye to his homeland, he flew up to the sky.” Grilled be read at all.
3. The reason why students use test floats
Being forced to stand in the corner of the class, Tun warmly asked the teacher:
– Ma’am, people around often compare teachers to “boat drivers”, right?
– So what?
Teacher Look Tun asked. Frustrated:
– Then why do we use floats, the “ferryman” is banned and fined like this?!!!
4. 1 + 1 = Delicious
The teacher asked Tom:
– What is 1+1?
– I don’t know.
– I go home to ask everyone, tomorrow I will give you the answer.
Shrimp came home and asked his mother: “Mom, how much is 1+1?”. The mother heard the question, impatiently said: “Get out now!”.
Tom asked his father again. Dad is watching football. Right when Tom asked, the ball entered the net, his father said: “Delicious…”.
Tom ran to ask his brother when he was talking on the phone with his lover: “I’ll wait downstairs for you”.
The next day, the teacher asked Tom:
– 1+1= how much?
– Get out now.
The teacher was so angry that he slapped Tom. Shrimp replied:
– Yummy.
Unable to bear it any longer, the teacher shouted:
– Get out now!
– I’ll wait for you downstairs!
5. Only one mistake
Two students sitting talking to each other. One student lamented:
– My teacher is really mean. The whole essay I wrote was so good, just because of a misspelling mistake, let me eat eggs.
– So where did you write wrong?
– Instead of writing “my teacher is passionate about growing people”, I mistakenly wrote “my teacher is passionate about people’s husbands”.
Short joke about teacher number 7
1. Teacher speaks a little bit!
The teacher was engrossed in his lecture when he saw Tun falling asleep on the table. The teacher immediately went down and knocked on the table with a ruler and said:
– Hey Tun, I think this place is not suitable for sleeping, so it is better for you to go home and sleep!
Tun looked up and scratched his head and said:
– Yes, it’s okay, as long as you and your friends say it a little bit, it’s fine!
2. When the father wants to learn from the teacher
After the first exam of the school year, the homeroom teacher called Sally’s father. Sally’s father worriedly asked:
– Is Sally not good at studying, miss?
The teacher shook her head.
– No, sir, Sally is a smart kid, she studies very well, gets all A’s.
“So what’s wrong with the baby, ma’am?”
– Can’t be called unwise, Sally has a single flaw that she talks too much during class. But don’t worry, I’ve come up with a way to keep her quiet.
Sally’s father happily replied:
– Oh, well that’s good. When it works for her, let me know. I’m having the same problem with my wife here.
3. Being fired for answering the teacher’s difficult question correctly
One day, Teo came home from school very early. His mother found it strange and asked:
– Why did you come home so early today?
Teo answers:
Because you are the only one who can answer my question.
Mother Cat happily asked:
– Oh, how smart is my son today? What do you ask?
Cat shrugs:
– Yes, the teacher asked: “Who was late to school this morning and climbed the fence to class?”
4. Studying in the Facebook era
Two teachers sit and talk to each other.
– Have you done your homework, Ti?
– Yes, I did and posted it on Facebook. I already tagged you. Please come to see me and remember to like and comment for me.
– Very good. I also just posted my transcript on Facebook, also tagged my mother. Remember to message your mother after watching, like and comment for me.
5. I’m so greedy for betting
Worried parents asked the principal to deter their children from gambling. The following week, there was a phone call to the father:
– I just taught the kid an expensive lesson about betting!
– Ah, you make me so curious!
– Today, he dares to say that my beard is fake, I bid 5 pounds, the boy took the bait immediately.
– Does it ask to check your beard?
Jokes about teacher number 8
1. The teacher has a headache with the essay predicting the future of students
During a passing exam, the teacher said to the students:
– The topic of your essay today is: “Describe or write about your special ability that you think is the best.”
Students bow to do homework. After 5 minutes, Teo submitted an assignment with the content: “I have the ability to predict the future, I guess I will fail this exam”.
After receiving Teo’s lesson, the teacher asked:
– Teo, is my work like that?
– Yes ma’am! – Cat nodded.
The next morning, the teacher immediately went to the office to find the principal, then she asked:
– Have you seen the work of Teo’s students?
The headmaster sighed.
– Then ma’am! But I don’t know how to rate it. If Teo fails, his essay is correct, but if the essay is correct, he must pass. But for him to pass, his essay is wrong, if he is wrong, how can he pass. What a dilemma. Now I don’t know what to do! I’ve had a headache since yesterday because of this.
When the teacher heard it, she was also dizzy.
2. Why do you go to school?
Mother: Son, wake up, you have to go to school
Child: I don’t want to go to school!
Mom: Can you give 2 reasons why you don’t want to go to school?
Con: Okay, it’s the kids who hate me and the teachers who hate me too.
Mom: But I can also give 2 reasons why you have to go to school.
Son: Yes, mom said.
Mom: First, I’m 52 years old, and second, I’m the principal
3. Bleaching
During Chemistry class, the teacher saw Ti turning back to play something. She asked:
– A little! Can you tell me which acid is commonly used in bleaching?
– Ma’am, there are many types.
– Can you tell me what types they are?
– Ma’am, for example, Omo, Tide or For the people!
4. She suffers or suffers?
Ti ran into the classroom with a tear-stained face. The teacher worriedly asked:
– What happened?
Whisper asked:
– People say you have to be 18 years old to leave school. Isn’t that the truth?
The teacher sighed.
– Think it’s a big deal. She had to stay at school until the age of 60, but she still didn’t cry anymore.
5. 1 + 1 = how much?
The son went to school on the first day, and when he came home, his mother asked:
– Son, what did the teacher teach you today?
– The teacher did not teach me anything, mother, on the contrary, he asked me “how much is 1 + 1”. I immediately taught the teacher: “It’s 3”.
Jokes about teacher number 3
1.History Q&A
In a History quiz:
– Tell me, who is Le Loi?
– Yes, I don’t know.
– Do you know who Tran Hung Dao is?
– Yes, I don’t know.
– Well, if you can answer this question, I will let you pass, do you know who Trung Trac and Trung Nhi are?
– Yeah, I don’t know either.
– Then please come out, I can’t let you through.
– Do you know who Hung is, Minh is scarred, Phuc is crazy, Dung is lonely?
– Huh???
– I have your tape, you also have mine, don’t scare me with your tape….
2. Who took the magic crossbow?
The teacher asks the students:
– Who stole An Duong Vuong’s magic crossbow?
The whole class was silent. Teacher only one:
– Do you know who took An Duong Vuong’s magic crossbow?
– Yes, it’s not me
Fear replied. Just then, the principal passed by, and the angry teacher said:
– You see, the students are so bad now, ask who stole An Duong Vuong’s magic crossbow and don’t know.
The principal nodded.
– Well, you just tell Mr. Vuong to make a report and then I tell the management board to pay the money for the temple, don’t make a fuss to bring death!
3. Even the teacher must be crazy
Teacher: Could you tell me if the Moon is farther away or the Sun is farther away?
Game: The sun is farther away.
Teacher: Why?
Game: Why of Khoi My
Teacher: No, why?
Game: Why of Ung Hoang Phuc!
Teacher: No, I mean Why!
Game: Why? Ah! Why of DBSK .
Teacher: Oh my god, what should I do?
4. High-handed professor
The six students went out and planned to return Sunday afternoon to prepare for the exam.
But due to the desire to have fun, they only arrived at noon on Monday. The teacher called one of them up and asked:
– Why were you absent from the exam the day before?
– Professor, our car had a blown tire, so we were late. Please allow us to take the exam again tomorrow.
The professor thought for a moment and then agreed. The six boys breathed a sigh of relief, and that night worked hard to study late at night.
The next day, when it was time for the exam, the professor let each person sit in a room. The test is only 2 sentences:
Question 1: Where do you go to play? (5 points)
– Question 2: Which tire blows the car? (95 points)
5. Being late
It was time for class, Ti was just entering the school gate. The security guard called back and asked:
– Why are you late?
“My dream is to be a principal,” replied Ti.
– I asked why are you late? Uncle guarded his face.
– So when do you see the principal leaving early?
Short joke about teacher number 8
1. Not me!
In order to prepare for the lesson, with the inspection team of the Department of Education coming down to check at the school, the teacher prepared and informed the students in the class:
– When I ask a question, all of you must raise your hand. If you know to answer, raise all 5 fingers, if you don’t know, hang up 1 finger to let me know.
The class took place with the attendance of department inspectors and school principals. The teacher passionately lectured and asked questions to the whole class. Seeing that all the children raised their hands, the inspector was surprised because he thought the students were doing so well. Due to the nervousness of forgetting the set rules, he chose Thanh. Thanh calmly replied:
– Teacher, it’s not me, I hung up!
2. Filial piety
The teacher, after teaching the student a lesson about filial piety, asked Bi:
– If you have two houses and your father doesn’t have one, what will you do?
– I will give you a house.
– Very good. If you have two cars and your father doesn’t have one, what will you do?
– I’ll give you one.
– Very good. I understand the lecture very well. One last question: If you save 20.000 dong, your father won’t have any. So what will I do?
– I won’t give you three cents.
– Well, why is that? You give three houses, three cars, why don’t you give three coins?
– Teacher, because I really have to save 20.000 VND.
3. Withdraw all the money
During class 4 logic class, the teacher gave a situation: “There was a man fishing on a boat in the middle of the river. He lost his balance so he fell into the river and started calling for help.”
Pausing for a minute to let the class understand the situation, she continued:
“The wife on the shore heard her husband’s cry for help. Knowing that her husband could not swim and herself could not swim, there was no one around, she immediately ran to a nearby bank. Theo What did she go there for?”
A little girl raises her hand:
“Ma’am, is she going to take all the money out of the bank?”
4. Signs of pregnancy
During an exam in medical school, the teacher asked:
– Can you tell me the signs of pregnancy?
Hesitating and not knowing how to answer, he heard you say: Hair loss, bent legs, big belly… He frantically repeats everything.
The teacher then smiled and asked:
– Are my legs bent?
– Dear lord.
– Is my hair falling out?
– Dear Miss.
– Is my belly big?
– Dear sir.
– Then when I give birth I will let you pass the exam.
5. Sorry
At a medical school exam, a professor asked a student:
– With this drug you will give the patient how much?
– Yes, three spoons.
After a few minutes of seeing the teacher’s silence, the student asked cautiously:
– Professor, I want to answer back.
The professor looked at his watch and said:
– I’m very sorry, that patient has stopped breathing.
Short joke about teacher number 4
1. Me too
Teacher says:
– Sir, the game idiot is a lazy person who refuses to study, only copies his friend sitting next to him.
The father asked:
– How do you know?
The teacher replied:
– Here, you should consider this History test.
Question: Who won the Qing army on New Year’s Day?
The Teo, sitting next to the Fool, replied: King Quang Trung, and the Goon also answered the same.
The father argued:
– But that’s the answer you learned.
The teacher calmly said:
– Please see the second sentence. Question: Who is Trung Trac’s husband? Then both answered To Dinh.
Again the father said:
– Maybe it remembers the same wrong.
Teacher says:
– But what do you think about the third sentence? Question: When did Binh Dinh Vuong ascend to the throne? The Cat replied that I don’t know. So do you know what your son answered? It read: “Me too”.
-!!!
2. My father’s suffering is because of you
The teacher told Ty:
– If you are lazy, you will only make your parents miserable.
Hearing this, Ty replied:
– My father said that it was she who made him suffer, had to think a lot and sometimes even had trouble sleeping.
Slightly blushing, the teacher asked again:
– I’m not joking, am I? I say more to go?
– Yes, because you give too much homework, my father can not do it.
3. When female students do chemistry experiments
A female chemistry student experimenting with the explosive potasium hydorxide. Since it wasn’t clear what dose was enough, before pouring a large amount of potasium into a full bucket of water, she asked her professor for guidance.
– Professor, how many potasium do I have to give to make a big explosion?
The professor replied:
– You can do as much as you want, but after 5 minutes stir the water in the bucket.
Curious female student:
– Why stir the water for 5 minutes?
The professor calmly replied:
– Give me time to get out of here.
4. Are you right or are you right?
Kindergarten teacher carries a pad of paper with a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. She asked to paint the duck yellow and paint the umbrella blue. The whole class obediently obeyed, except for Pinky. The teacher holding Pinky’s coloring paper, frowned and asked:
– Hey Pinky, have you ever seen a blue duck?
– Yes not yet! – replied the girl.
The teacher continued:
– Then why did you paint the duck blue?
Pinky shrugged.
“So have you ever seen a duck that can hold an umbrella?”
5. Medical Instruments
The teacher tells the students:
– Tomorrow, you will bring to class an item related to health protection.
– The next day, a bunch of students each brought an object.
– Tuan, what do you bring?
– Ma’am, I bring bandages used to cover the wound.
– Very good. What about Teo, what do you bring?
– Ma’am, the ether is used to clean the wound.